cat on the keyboard

When a text or email is laced with typos and misspellings, as if a cat walked on a keyboard while a person was writing. A garbled email or text.

Sorry for the garbled email, there was a cat on the keyboard.
Her letter was rife with errors; she must have had a cat on her keyboard.
I never text and drive, not only is it really dangerous, but if i text while driving, my texts always look like there was a cat on my keyboard.

my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse

Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard

An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females

boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.

girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat

俚语	cat on the keyboard
释义	cat on the keyboard When a text or email is laced with typos and misspellings, as if a cat walked on a keyboard while a person was writing. A garbled email or text. Sorry for the garbled email, there was a cat on the keyboard. Her letter was rife with errors; she must have had a cat on her keyboard. I never text and drive, not only is it really dangerous, but if i text while driving, my texts always look like there was a cat on my keyboard. my cat stepped on my keyboard when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you. Person 1: I like you Person 2: lol u ugly person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry Person 1: I like you Person 2: lol u ugly person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry My dead cat ran over my keyboard My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it. sorry my cat walked over my keyboard An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be. girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat
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