Cat Sandwich
Unlike its name might suggest, a cat sandwich is in fact entirely free from small feline creatures.
The "Cat" in a Cat Sandwich is actually just an acronym for the sandwich's filling; Cheese, Avocado and Tomato. (With pepper on top for extra deliciousness)
The fillings should all be sliced, with the cheese on the bottom, tomato in the middle and avocado on top.
The "Cat" in a Cat Sandwich is actually just an acronym for the sandwich's filling; Cheese, Avocado and Tomato. (With pepper on top for extra deliciousness)
The fillings should all be sliced, with the cheese on the bottom, tomato in the middle and avocado on top.
Sam: Christ I sure am hungry. I could go for a fresh Cat Sandwich right now!
Rosie: That's sick! You eat poor little kitties!?
Sam: No, silly ho! It's a cheese-avocado-tomato sandwich.
Rosie: Eww, avocado...
Rosie: That's sick! You eat poor little kitties!?
Sam: No, silly ho! It's a cheese-avocado-tomato sandwich.
Rosie: Eww, avocado...
cat poop sandwich
First you get cat - then you get some poop. Two pieces of bread - and ice cream scoop. Put the bread on down and then the cat - add two scoops of poop...how ‘bout that. You got a cat poop sandwich. -Jason Adam, 2017
Barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole basement!
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich