Catsling
Is similar to a rock slingin design (in that it whips around the body for added speed), however has been designed for the comfort of a cat. This will catapult the objectifying cat much further then an ordinary throw ever could.
<Gary> "Dude, that stupid cats back!"
<Jon> "Wanna borrow my Catsling?"
<Gary> "I thought you broke it using a rock in it?"
<Jon> "Wanna borrow my Catsling?"
<Gary> "I thought you broke it using a rock in it?"