cat status
Someone who is very annoying, confusing, or uncomprehendable. They may also consider themselves to be unhuman; in fact, they may consider themselves of the cat species. They may be caught meowing to themselves, scratching on doors, or lapping milk.
Q: "Why is that girl playing video games and meowing while I'm trying to write my paper?"
A: "She's approaching cat status."
"I'm just going to go in my room now, close the door and lock it."
*scratch... meow...*
"Oh Gosh, she's at my door... CAT STATUS!"
"You're being SO annoying! You're at cat status."
A: "She's approaching cat status."
"I'm just going to go in my room now, close the door and lock it."
*scratch... meow...*
"Oh Gosh, she's at my door... CAT STATUS!"
"You're being SO annoying! You're at cat status."