Cattack
Verb. A cat-like attack, ie: When someone sporadically runs up/pounces someone, then casually walks away.
Similar to the hugtackle, just more crafty.
Similar to the hugtackle, just more crafty.
"She cattacked me on the way to the kitchen!"
Cattack
A cat-like attack which is both cute and ferocious.
A: CATTACK!!!! *hits brother*
B: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU KAREN!! THIS IS WHY I DONT TELL ANYONE AT SCHOOL WE ARE RELATED!! AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!
A: *hisssss*
B: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU KAREN!! THIS IS WHY I DONT TELL ANYONE AT SCHOOL WE ARE RELATED!! AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!
A: *hisssss*
Cattacked
when a cat attacks or startles you out of nowhere
"Man today sucks"
"why?"
"I got cattacked. Twice."
"Dude again?! You need to get rid of that cat."
"why?"
"I got cattacked. Twice."
"Dude again?! You need to get rid of that cat."
Cattack
The act of bombarding a person with cat videos, memes and pictures until they love cats.
"He said he doesn't trust cats so i'm gonna cattack him"
"I can't believe they don't love kittys, they need a good cattacking!"
"I can't believe they don't love kittys, they need a good cattacking!"
Cattacked
When your cat attacks you for no goddamn reason and ends up biting/scratching/and or drawing blood
Person 1: Fuck dude, what happened to your arm?
Person 2: I got cattacked.
Person 2: I got cattacked.
Cattacking
When you see one dumb bitch attacking another dumb bitch in a cat fight.
Him - Did you see that cat fight last night?
Me - yeah, that one dumb bitch started cattacking that other dumb bitch.
Me - yeah, that one dumb bitch started cattacking that other dumb bitch.
Cattack
An Attack by a Cat
Joe: Whoa, Jill! You're bleeding! What happened to you?
Jill: It was a terrible case of a cattack.
Jill: It was a terrible case of a cattack.