Cattleclysm
A sales event of epic proportion at any fast food restaurant that primarily supplies a large quantity of hamburgers to the general public.
Bring the whole family down to the Burger Trap, where all month long it’s a Cattleclysm!
Cattleclysm
A date set foreseen by many prophecies whence the great bovine Armageddon will take place.
Guy 1: Do you ever think about the rapture and doomsday stuff?
Guy 2: Wait. You didn't see those cows guarding all those rifles and holy water in the barn down the road?
Guy 1: So it's true. The Cattleclysm is upon us my dude.
Guy 1: Do you ever think about the rapture and doomsday stuff?
Guy 2: Wait. You didn't see those cows guarding all those rifles and holy water in the barn down the road?
Guy 1: So it's true. The Cattleclysm is upon us my dude.
When thy fields of grazing become that of blood ye shall knoweth the great Cattleclysm has birthed unto the lands.