Cat Turtle
The mythical Cat Turtle is a cat in a hat. It can breathe fire, fly, and it can make lemonade. It has been kept secret from us because of the government. They are hogging these majestic beasts because of their ability of making lemonade. Truth be told the Cat Turtle was the inventor of lemonade but was found and a man person found one. He took ownership of being the true inventor of lemonade.
Hobo Joe- OMG it's da Magical Cat Turtle!
Tyler- I like SLOTHS!
Tyler- I like SLOTHS!
Turtle Catting
When you crawl around on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 with a riot shield on your back the whole match
Holy shit why the hell can't I kill that bitch on the ground? He's Turtle Catting that's why
two cats and a turtle
A euphemism for the male genitalia. Two cats (furry balls) and a turtle (the penis which retracts when it's cold).
Would you like to come to my house and sit on my couch and drink some wine? I have two cats and a turtle wink wink.