Caudal and Cantle

A term commonly used when a male human has attempted to mate with a horse, but said horse has decided to bolt for freedom while unfortunately tangling itself to the spurs of the ‘horse riders’ boots resulting in them being pulled along the ground, covered in hay, excrement and an erection the size of a snake.

Have you seen John since the Caudal and Cantle? I don’t think he’ll be getting that veterinarian of the year award after all.

I was into Caudal and Cantle before TikTok made it mainstream

Caudal and Cantle is not something your father talks about at the Actuaries Annual Gala darling!

俚语	caudal and cantle
释义	Caudal and Cantle A term commonly used when a male human has attempted to mate with a horse, but said horse has decided to bolt for freedom while unfortunately tangling itself to the spurs of the ‘horse riders’ boots resulting in them being pulled along the ground, covered in hay, excrement and an erection the size of a snake. Have you seen John since the Caudal and Cantle? I don’t think he’ll be getting that veterinarian of the year award after all. I was into Caudal and Cantle before TikTok made it mainstream Caudal and Cantle is not something your father talks about at the Actuaries Annual Gala darling!
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