Cauldroning
Practice of when two or more men that share the same toilet play a game of chicken, during which the winner is whoever goes the longest without flushing and the loser is whoever gives in to the awful build up of collected materials.
The lads I live with and I have kept ourselves amused during lockdown, with Cauldroning and Netflix...
Cauldroning
An activity involving discussion between a small group of women about other women or men, usually in a derogatory fashion.
The word has developed as a verb from the actions of the three witches in the Shakespeare play Macbeth.
The word has developed as a verb from the actions of the three witches in the Shakespeare play Macbeth.
Where are the girls tonight? There off cauldroning in a bar somewhere.
cauldron
A large iron pot.
It is used for boiling food inside.
It is often used in fiction by Cannibals and Witches.
It is used for boiling food inside.
It is often used in fiction by Cannibals and Witches.
The witch had a cauldron.
The Cauldron
One of the craziest sex acts (if you can call it that!) known to man. What you need is a taker (cauldron) and a giver (male). Once your taker is kneeled comfortably, mouth agape, the giver commences to piss, shit, and cum (in no particular order, mind you) into the Cauldron, after which the conCOCKtion is deilberatly stirred using the penis.
Customer: Yo, I need a real freak. I been watching so much porn nothing phases me.
Pimp: I gots you, this girl over here Sheronda will do anything, and I mean ANYTHING. Hell, last night she let this dude do the Cauldron on her!
Pimp: I gots you, this girl over here Sheronda will do anything, and I mean ANYTHING. Hell, last night she let this dude do the Cauldron on her!
cauldron
Another word for vulva, punani, the biblical image of the virgin mary, coochie, cookies, pussy, kitty and puuuuh
Them: You see that stir?!?!
You: yeah i’d put it in the cauldron
Them: shiddd me too
You: yeah i’d put it in the cauldron
Them: shiddd me too
the cauldron
To place your testicles into the mouth of a female with a carbonated beverage in her mouth; preferably sprite, because the lack of caffeine makes it feel super good; while the gal in question gargles the beverage, surrounding the testicles
"yo did u cook in the cauldron with ariel?"
"yea man, i soo did that right after i gave her a ride on the Alaskan pipeline"
"yea man, i soo did that right after i gave her a ride on the Alaskan pipeline"
Cauldron
To suddenly vomit into a significant others vagina while seemingly performing typical cunnilingus. The end result should resemble that of a cauldron, as seen in fairytales with witches.
The Cauldron, for when you want to spice up your love life.