Caveman cologne
The smell that lingers from ones self after taking a massive dump and not bothering to wipe.
Friend1: Dude whats that awful smell?
Friend 2: I have to pay rent this week, I couldn't afford toilet paper, I'm rockin some Caveman Cologne.
Friend 2: I have to pay rent this week, I couldn't afford toilet paper, I'm rockin some Caveman Cologne.