cbf
A term used frequently out of laziness, it means "can't be fucked" or "couldn't be fucked" and in some cases "can be fucked" depending on the context.
For instance..
"I cbf going to the movies"
would be "can't be fucked"
and..
"I cbf getting up for work yesterday."
would be "couldn't be fucked"
where as..
"I'll go when I cbf"
would be "can be fucked"
For instance..
"I cbf going to the movies"
would be "can't be fucked"
and..
"I cbf getting up for work yesterday."
would be "couldn't be fucked"
where as..
"I'll go when I cbf"
would be "can be fucked"
Guy 1: CBF is awesome, shaving off a whole 10 letters. It lets me say things like "I cbf getting up" or shorten down on chat even more like.. "I cbf, ttyl".
Guy 2: Yeah, or "I cbf using a condom when fucking your sister."
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: Yeah, or "I cbf using a condom when fucking your sister."
Guy 1: ...
CBF
Chronic Bitch Face: A condition that causes a person's default face to be that of a bitch. People with this condition appear intimidating and angry most of the time.
1: That girl hates me. She always looks pissed off when I see her.
2: Nah, she just has CBF.
2: Nah, she just has CBF.
cbf
can't be fucked
eg: "i cbf going to work"
can sometimes be used as "can be fucked"
eg: "i'll come around when i cbf"
eg: "i cbf going to work"
can sometimes be used as "can be fucked"
eg: "i'll come around when i cbf"
CBF
abbr. - Stands for Chump Bitch Face. A derogatory term commonly used as a put down.
Don't you just hate that Joe? I can't stand when he comes around! He is such a CBF!
CBFS
Can't Be Fucked Syndrome, also known as the lower case form cbfs. It is caused by lazy people who do nothing nearly all the time, then it can lead to where they can't be fucked anymore so they just do nothing hence CBFS the cure is committing to do something, but if somebody has an extensive case of it, good luck to you; and it is very contagious
(teacher): why haven't you done your homework?
(kid): Because i have CBFS.
(boss): oi peter why haven't you come into work today?
(peter): because i have CBFS that's why
(kid): Because i have CBFS.
(boss): oi peter why haven't you come into work today?
(peter): because i have CBFS that's why
CBF
Co-ordinated Bean Flick - an organised session of bean flicking among females, whether friends or otherwise. A 'conductor' is generally required to lead proceedings and maintain a steady rhythm.
Screw this tap dancing crap, let's go have a CBF girls!
cbf
When you literally "can't be fucked."
CBF: Concrete has been poured into your oral, vaginal, and anal cavities, preventing you from being fucked.