Cebulizer
A computer illiterate who gets paid to work on computers. Will often have some kind of cult fasination and a crazy look in the eyes. Is not a fan of streaming, feels you can actually receive a tangible virus to your immune system by doing so.
-"Man, cebulizer wrecked my computer again!"
-"That sucks, I was Cebulized one time and still haven't recovered"
-"That sucks, I was Cebulized one time and still haven't recovered"