cedrickisms

a growing collection of stupid thoughts and or sayings

A man with a lot of loving skills who is very technologic. He is so sexy it will explode your testicles/uteris'. Your mom will die of loving to much.

The literal Clout King of everything, he has so much clout practically dripping off of him. A Cedrick tends to have almost supernatural sexiness, incredible intelligence, and outstanding humor and charisma. Anyone to have met a Cedrick has gained superhuman big dick energy, and anyone to have met a Cedrick just basically won the lottery. If you miss your opportunity with a Cedrick it will never come back again. Cedrick's tend to be the best at everything, and are amazing with women. Females attracted by Cedrick's have just won the biggest lottery and tend to be extremely lucky. Due to this, a Cedrick would have insane charisma and sheer attractiveness. Also, Cedrick's are perfect with women. Cedrick's tend to be considered God to certain cultures and religion. If you ever disrespect a Cedrick your life will eventually fall, crash and become shambles of its former self. Most can't handle the utter sexiness, power, generosity, and greatness. With these attributes, a Cedrick isn't considered to be too nice, make sure to never upset them. Cedrick's tend to also be crackheads.

Cedrick is the name of a guy who is lovely and funny. He's the kind of guy that try to make you smile or laugh even when you're sad or mad. A Cedrick is always smiling and it love making jokes. When you have a mental breakdown this guy always manage to cheer you up and making you happy. Having a Cedrick is like having a dog, you're always happy to see him and love passing time with him except that he is not a dog. Cedrick is the most adorable, cutest, funniest and the most caring and understanding friend you could ever have. Cedrick is the name of the guy who need his time for working out, going to the gym and doing sports. Everyone love a Cedrick!

A person who get injured very easily. He has superpowers and never uses them. He loves soccer but can't even play. He laughs and talks at the same time.

Big fat gay monkey

A fat fuck that plays on Xbox and eats