cedriko
A Cedriko is a very loving and handsome son. If you ever meet a Cedriko, don't ask him about family. He has a good, loving, funny, caring mom who divorced his dad who is inappropriate, innuendous, has a meat obsession, and a terrible influence. Cedriko's often have blonde wives adopted from the wife orphanage. He has an uncle that he calls uncle D and Uncle D teaches him many things in life such as how babys are born. He has seven children who's mother is a bag of lentil chips and a box. In no way ever could Cedriko be used as an insult, only a compliment. A Cedriko will never give you up A Cedriko would never let you down A Cedriko would never run around and desert you.
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