Ceiling Fan

A special way of telling someone to kill themself in the way of hang themself on a sturdy ceiling fan

When a woman ties five men together with their backs facing a common center, then ties all of them to the ceiling, then proceeds to spin them around in a circle, making their dicks hit her face in rapid succession, similar to the blades of a ceiling fan.

A spinning object on your ceiling. Commonly used to strap children to as punishment.

A person who likes admires ceilings.

A man is having sex with a woman on a bed and the woman is on top when the man gives an especially hard thrust, sending the woman's head into the ceiling fan. After this, the woman is sent reeling in pain, at which time the man ejaculates into the woman's bleeding scalp.

When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.

A machine on the ceiling used to move air or heat down to where the person is standing. It can also help cut energy costs by 40% in the winter and 10% in the summer.