celebent
Someone who doesn't want to get with girls because they cause too many problems.
Matt: Geeze. Idk who to like. Too many choices and too many issues with each one.
Francis: Well personally..I'd just go celebent if I were you.
Francis: Well personally..I'd just go celebent if I were you.
Celebation
Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.
"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".
celebate
To not have sex, to be without sexing up. Can be either for relgious reasons, personal, or because no one wants to have sex with you.
Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!
Celeb
A widely known person.
He was a cricket celeb
celebant
used to describe a state of NO SEX! or so says 16 year old boys who do no realise that the correct word is, in fact, celebate
I bet you i can stay celebant for 4 months! actually make that 3
Celebating
The act of a celeberity masturbating
"was that a video of Celebating?"
celeb
Someone who you never heard of 5 years ago and who nobody younger will have heard of 5 years from now.
"I am so old, I can remember when Robin Hood was a celeb."
"When I grow up, I want to stop being a celeb."
"When I grow up, I want to stop being a celeb."