celebrity wank
Pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the Hollywood smoking-hot kind but any TV munter would qualify if that's your thing.
-Dude are you coming mountain biking?
-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks
-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks