Celerino
A ninja cyborg with the ability to slap the lesbian out of girls while frying up some delicious Navi babies from Pandora for Chuck Norris (his creation which he made out of his breasts) while easily hypnotizing the entire human race into slavery.
Guy: Dude whats that majestic creature over there?
Random Pedo: It's Celerino!
Random Pedo: It's Celerino!
Celerino
Celerino is the name of a person who is loving and kind and thoughtful and who is the most amazing person ever. He's so affectionate and passionate and smart. He will be a very successful person and anyone would be lucky to be by their side.
Have you seen how successful Celerino is?
I know, I'd love to be by Celerino's side!
I know, I'd love to be by Celerino's side!