Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools