celibassy
Da status of someone who refrains from partaking of either music played over subwoofers or rod-'n'reel fishing.
One simple way to "invisibly" get around a vow of celibassy is to use just tiny full-frequency-range earbuds with your iPod instead of amplified loudspeakers, and forgo da "obvious" rod-'n'-reel by merely tossing in a baited hook on da end of a long length of clear-monofilament fishing-line dat cannot be easily spotted from a distance; not using huge thumpy-thump loudspeakers won't scare da fish away, either. :P