cellblocked
When you are stuck in traffic behind someone driving much slower than the speed limit because they can't talk on the cellphone and drive at the same time.
Sorry I'm late I was cellblocked by a blue-hair on the way here.
cellblock salad fork
Anything you can use to wipe the dingle berries off bubbas ass before he makes you toss his salad. Example : popsicle stick.
Thank god my friend had a cellblock salad fork because his 300 pound cellmate looked like he didn’t wipe.