celler
Cell phone caller
Ther's no telling when the celler will cell back, now is there?
One Celler
A person who is so unintelligent that it seems they only have one brain cell, contrary to the fact that the human brain has over one billion.
Bobby: “what’s Ronald McDonald’s name?”
Georgie: “What kind of a one celler ass question is that”
Georgie: “What kind of a one celler ass question is that”
Shine Celler
The spot a person only knows about where they keep "home made spirits" hidden.
Dude, I had to relocate my Shine Celler. The kids were out in the shead and almost found it. You know my ol' lady would have killed me if the found it.