Cellicidal
The feeling or action you take when your cell phone is not working for any reason.
If this phone drops one more call, I'm going to go cellicidal
cellicide
When you accidentally drop your cell phone in the toilet or sink, thereby causing its demise.
Why haven't you been answering your phone, dude?
Sorry, my phone's dead. It was cellicide. Dropped it in the toilet this morning.
Sorry, my phone's dead. It was cellicide. Dropped it in the toilet this morning.