Census announcer
Someone that talks about census results or something most people besides lawmakers don't pay much attention to in a mix of boxing, baseball, and horse racing terms. Soon they will have the Mexican sports announcers making this stuff sound exciting and interesting if too many people start to do it, and part of hell will break loose, which is concerning.
The city came out of the gate swinging on their census results and didn't quit until the census bureau was hesitant to send more investigators, since they kept getting beaten by residents. The census bureau got knocked out by the numbers, and the census announcer was there to keep everyone covered.