Central high school

a jail in louisiana full of fake people and hoes, fuckboy, and people who get arrested for stupid shit. where the teachers are pieces of shit and favorites kids.

Central High School is one of the school’s you’ll probably ONLY go to for weed, girl’s who will throw their bodies at you FOR that weed, country kids who use the “n” word as if they are preaching to the choir, weird smelly ass freshman everyone avoids, the “popular” kids who are in abusive relationships, the group of thrasher wannabes, and just that group of loners who are actually really annoying. the only good thing about this school are the fights that happen between little freshman who have nothing better to do than embarrass themselves in front of the whole student body. don’t get me started on the teacher’s who teach nothing and are the reason we drop out.

a brick building filled with so many potheads, if you burnt it down the whole town would get high

A high school located in the community of Rocky Mountain House, Alberta. The majority of the population of this school consists of egotistical grade nines with drinking problems, pregnant and/or strung-out grade tens, sex-addicted grade eleven stoners, and grade twelves who have superiority complexes and are going nowhere in life.

The majority of teachers in this school are, at best, too stupid for their positions.

Wack high school in the middle of Portage, MI, filled with a variety of people. Preppy kids, emo kids, fat annoying freshman lineman, “so called hypebeasts,” and many more. Very infamous for the bathroom juuling.

There is always something happening over at FCHS. The common sights are stoners stealing red plastic lunch trays, Antonio and his friend back at it again stealing a bathroom door from the women’s restroom, and the marching band kids literally sleeping in the Guard room or the band locker room with the instruments. Of all the things that happen at FC, there’s no doubt at least a third of it is related to drugs. One year a techie was hanging up rigging for the spring musical and almost fell to their death when the floor plating shifted leaving a hole in the skywalk. Less than half way into the year there have been 3 drug busts also someone was kicked off the bus and had the police called on them a few seasons ago for trying to bring a colour guard rifle on the bus. They were later almost tackled by the school police after driving to school because the bus refused to take them. Once me and a friend of mine may or may not have let a rabbit lose in the school and have yet to find it; however we have found a total of 7 mice in this year alone as well as 2 bats. Also there’s a blowjob hallway.

Colonie High is like your mom, so filled with douche that it's unbearable. Somehow, the school, with a huge tax base (including Central Ave. stores) manages to suck unimaginably hard.

The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.

Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.

In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.

The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.

The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!