central point
A small hick town in southern Oregon. Biggest Attraction in the town is the Family Fun Center, sadly. Home of the Crater Comets, pretty much the worst football team in the state, but best wrestling team in the state. Other big attractions of this rural town include a small skate park, a bunch of tractors, Albertsons, three to four corner markets, and an alley known as Stoner's Alley where, you guessed it, a bunch of people smoke.
Dude 1: "I live in Central Point."
Dude 2: "Oh that sucks, I'm sorry, do you have a cow?"
Dude 2: "Oh that sucks, I'm sorry, do you have a cow?"