century cloth
An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.
John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!
Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?
John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*
John: Behold, my century cloth!
Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?
John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*
John: Behold, my century cloth!
Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*