Centurylink
The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.
Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.
Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?
Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!
CenturyLink
Actual cunts that steal your money and give you shit speeds. Basically Hitler but in company form
Man, CenturyLink Is a fucking cunt of a company.
centurylink
The absolute worst internet provider ever.
Guy1: I'm switching to CenturyLink tomorrow!
Guy2: Have fun in virtual hell.
Guy2: Have fun in virtual hell.
CenturyLink
The worst fucking to internet provider to date
Person1: hey I just got 60 Mbps Of centurylink WiFi!
Person2: you mean .888 Mbps right, because everyone knows that centurylink is the shittiest WiFi provider out there
Person1: fuck.
Person2: you mean .888 Mbps right, because everyone knows that centurylink is the shittiest WiFi provider out there
Person1: fuck.
CenturyLink
A ISP that gets sent back to the 1800's from any amount of weather.
Normal Person : "Looks like its about to rain."
CenturyLink User : "Damn. Talk to you lat-"
CenturyLink User : "Damn. Talk to you lat-"
Centurylinked
Being a customer of a company that gives you half the product half the time.
My internet service provider centurylinked me for over a year.