ceph
Ceph, she’s one of the best people out there, kind, caring, and will be there for you. She doesn’t use her own name on social medias but she will open up to you when she knows you’re a great person, usually taken by a guy named ken.
“Yooo have you seen that girl?”
“Yesss she’s perfect, such a ceph, too bad she’s taken”
“Yesss she’s perfect, such a ceph, too bad she’s taken”
ceph
Short for "cephalopod". Means a person who is soft, slimy, and often less intelligent than your average person.
Brian is such a ceph. He can't even spell his own name! But he can open jars with ease.