Cerebral Serratus Seritosus
A fatal brain disease that is derived from the consumption of pelican ribs from the arctic circle who have been eaten by flamingo's.
As I chowed down on ribs from a pelican, i became nauseous and went into an epileptic seizure. Before the last gasp, I looked at the package and noticed that these ribs were imported from the Arctic and, in bold red letters: DO NOT CONSUME. MAY CONTAIN FLAMINGO GASTRIC JUICES!!! Cause of death: Cerebral Serratus Seritosus.