Certified Bruh Moment
The worst bruh moment in ever existence. once used you can never live down the dumb shit you just did.
person 1 Bro! i swear i didn't just drop all of the groceries and ruined them
Chad By the power of the bruh gods you are officially awarded the Certified Bruh Moment for your dumbassery
Chad By the power of the bruh gods you are officially awarded the Certified Bruh Moment for your dumbassery
Certified "Bruh Moment"
A "Bruh Moment" of the highest caliber. Only in certain situations may a "Bruh Moment" be certified.
Person 1: "The kids in my basement won't stop screaming"
Person 2: "This right here is a Certified "Bruh Moment"
Person 2: "This right here is a Certified "Bruh Moment"
certified bruh moment
A "Brother, what are you doing?" moment that is so jaw-droppingly stupid it has to be certified, memorialized, and put on a plaque. More shocking than a standard bruh moment.
John: Did you hear about how he accidentally used the toilet towel to wipe the bowls?
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.