cesar millan
A dog behaviorist who is on the show "The Dog Whisperer". This guy is crazy good at training dogs. Except he doesn't really train the dogs...he trains the dogs' owners to stop spoiling the dogs so freaking much.
person 1: I should call up Cesar Millan and ask him to train my dog to stop ripping people's faces off.
person 2: Cesar Millan won't train your dog, he'll train YOU to make you stop letting your dog rip people's faces off.
person 2: Cesar Millan won't train your dog, he'll train YOU to make you stop letting your dog rip people's faces off.
Cesar Millaning
going at it doggy style, presumably the preferred style for Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan
A: "Dude, you look tired."
B: "I was up Cesar Millaning my girl all night."
B: "I was up Cesar Millaning my girl all night."
Cesar Millan
Born in Mexico, Cesar worked on a farm as a boy and wanted to become a dog trainer in America. He illegally immigrated to the US and worked in San Diego in at a small dog grooming shop. He then worked as a limo/vallet service. After everyone saw how good he was with dogs, word of mouth spread and he soon started training dogs/people as he had his own small side business. Jada Pickett Smith was one of his first major clients and offered to help Cesar set up his own business.
Now he is host of the popular "Dog Whisperer" show on National Geographic. He is very good with dogs and constantly tells people to stop treating dogs like humans and be their pack leaders!
Exercise, Disipline, and then Affection - In that order!
Now he is host of the popular "Dog Whisperer" show on National Geographic. He is very good with dogs and constantly tells people to stop treating dogs like humans and be their pack leaders!
Exercise, Disipline, and then Affection - In that order!
Cesar Millan to a typical owner who spoils their pet with effection: "Be the pack leader and give off a assertive dominant energy and your dog will love you. Only give affection if the dog is being calm submissive"