Chacken

What you have just wrote. A chacken is a majestic creature living in the well overpopulated iPlanet X, created by apple to destroy the human planet. Eventually when you encounter a chacken then you consume yourself until you have created a lasagna. You then name the lasagna bitch. You then carry the lasagna around everywhere you go, not eating it. The Lasanga snaps and sends you to the moon, which pokes your eye. The moon then consumes your lasagna and you find yourself in the world of iPlanet X, chackens everywhere you look. Thanos then takes your eyesight and snaps you out of existence.

vernacular for any type of Gallus Domesticus (chicken).

a term used to describe someone who is incoherent or acting stupid,

1. n. Meat of a undefined sort, as often found in take-out meals.

A chacken is a normal chicken, but it is born with no feathers. There is nothing wrong with it. It just has no feathers. Chackens live longer than the average chicken.

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