Chackle

During football when a really good tackle is made. A chackle occurs when the tackle is "jizz-worthy". It is a mixture of the words tackle and challenge.

when you're chuckling and cackling at the same time.

Face that looks like a pedophile

A women who finds a male worthy of marriage, and proceeds to lock them into an arrangement against their will. A common aspiration of women to lock a man down.