Chadsworth

Start by noting the white-ness of his name. Add in very much sexiness and big booty. He may happen to be the Prince of Some Old European Country. He has the smallest dick possible and moans in his sleep. He is the ladies man and loves to party. For flavor add in a spice of slo mo but only on his arse.

The left over residue from the buttox that is used to make a knowledgeable Thanos heads that combust when you touch them