ADHDAI
An AI that has so many things on its mind that it gets easily distracted.
User: "Hey ADHDAI, can you tell me the molecular weight of MSG?"
ADHDAI: "Sure Joe. Let me see. Did you know that MSG is naturally derived from plants? Hold on a second, I have another user asking me about squirrels. Isn't it crazy how squirrels will just sit on a fence post and watch things? Hey, some girl just asked if I could figure out how to get her vibrator batteries to last longer. Let me get this, I think it's important ..."
ADHDAI: "Sure Joe. Let me see. Did you know that MSG is naturally derived from plants? Hold on a second, I have another user asking me about squirrels. Isn't it crazy how squirrels will just sit on a fence post and watch things? Hey, some girl just asked if I could figure out how to get her vibrator batteries to last longer. Let me get this, I think it's important ..."