Chaired
When you’re either very fucked up or super tired, to the point where you gotta take a seat
Chad: Did you see how much Brad drank last night?
Thad: Yeah, dude was chaired.
Thad: Yeah, dude was chaired.
Chaired
Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives
Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub
Chaired
When you get super faded then go eat some munchies, sit on a chair and bust a fat load and then go to sleep.
Bro got so chaired last night
The chair
The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.
"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."
Chair
Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now
A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"
A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"
A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!
Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
chaire
A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire
Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.
Chair
when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas
"why is the chair talking?"