Chair-Sniffer
Noun: A person that smells a chair at the point of contact after it has been vacated.
"West Australian Opposition leader Troy Buswell wept today as he admitted to being a chair-sniffer"
chair-sniffer
noun: slang term for a heterosexual male. Oversexed hetersexual man. Pervert.
Last night five women caught and castrated a stupid chair-sniffer.