Chairtear
The act of rolling around in a wheeled office chair, usually because you are so dazed with your current action that you're too lazy to get out of your chair and get some food in the fridge, or turn on the light, for example.
Person 1: Wheee! Yo, man! Epic chairtear to close the window!
Person 2: You're just lazy, actually.
Person 2: You're just lazy, actually.