chald

The southern way of saying "Child". Frequently used today in the south, and even northern states. Also seen in the plural form "chaldren".

To chard your pants while chafing. This may only happen to you if you eat or drink things with high fructose corn syrup. The past tense woud be chald.

When you're so chad you start balding.

If you are someone chald, it means that you are very well loved, favored and appreciated.

You should enjoy being someone's chald