chalkboard
(verb) To exaggerate tenuous or dubious connections, as Glenn Beck might with the aid of his chalkboard.
Man, Breitbart was really chalkboarding about Obama running Occupy!
chalkboard
Having sex with a black woman and ejaculating on her, preferably all over her back.
Dan could write his name, as well as complex calculus problems, on the ethiopian woman's body, making her into his very own chalkboard; Craig, however, had to stick to piss in the snow and geometry.
The Chalkboard
The chalkboard is a popular sex move where a black woman and a penis is needed. First the the penis is edged for use of semen then the black woman is strapped to a wall for easy access. Then as the penis is ejaculating it is used as a piece of chalk to write math equations on the black woman.
She didn’t want me to do the chalkboard but I didn’t take no for an answer.
Chalkboard
A term used to secretly tell one person that another seems to have bigger boobs then usual
"Dude, that girl is chalkboard today!!!"
"I noticed!!!"
"I noticed!!!"
chalkboarding
When an ex- boyfriend or girlfriend constantly stalks and tries to find out every new detail of their former significant others life. They try to gather info from mutual friends, facebook, drive bys, etc... As if writing all of this info on a big chalkboard.
I wish my ex would quit chalkboarding me. He needs to get a life and quit stalking. Its over.
Nails on a chalkboard
(idiom) A sound that makes your ears bleed.
*plays an annoying song*
"This song is like nails on a chalkboard"
"This song is like nails on a chalkboard"
Dirty Chalkboard
While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.
What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.