Chalon
The best girlfriend anyone could ever have.
A beautiful lady friend
May be bitchy at times
A beautiful lady friend
May be bitchy at times
Dude, how's the new girlfriend?
Eh she's alright, but she's no Chalon
Eh she's alright, but she's no Chalon
Chalon
another name for a very large wide vagina; often has a putrid stench that causes living organisms to pass out
"Wow I thought the grand canyon was in Arizon! That Chalon is huge!"
Chalone
a penis that is wider than it is long
Tim: man that guys got a tuna can for a dick
Jimmy: oh, you mean a chalone?
Tim: yeah
Jimmy: oh, you mean a chalone?
Tim: yeah
Full on Chalon
A full on Chalon, commonly thought to be just a mustache, is in fact a package of facial hair which includes the mustache AS WELL as the beard and neck beard. In order for it to be a true full on Chalon it can not be very long but must be visible from approximately 10 meters.
Dude I hate mustaches. Why do you have one?
No, asshole, you're mistaken. I've got my full on Chalon
No, asshole, you're mistaken. I've got my full on Chalon
chalon flannigan
A genius with A.D.D. Someone who says or does the smartest thing you have ever heard or seen, directly followed with the dumbest thing you have ever seen or heard.
I thought he was the next Albert Einstein when he went 13-0 in fantasy, until he played Mariota over Newton, he's just another Chalon Flannigan.