Chalo Nitka
A festival in the town of Moore Haven that translates to "Big Bass" in some Indian language nobody cares about. Occurs on the first week of March every year since forever.
Consists of showing animals, a kid's day, rodeo, rides, scamming games, food, a parade, and fights. The fights are usually between two drunken hicks.
The only time you can get deep-fried oreos in Moore Haven, and the most exciting thing that happens in Po' Haven all year.
Consists of showing animals, a kid's day, rodeo, rides, scamming games, food, a parade, and fights. The fights are usually between two drunken hicks.
The only time you can get deep-fried oreos in Moore Haven, and the most exciting thing that happens in Po' Haven all year.
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW, IT'S CHALO NITKA TIME AGAIN! I can't wait to go see that there ro-de-yo! Hand me a Budweiser, Ahern!