ADHOS
ADHOS stands for "attention deficit hyperactive--Ooh, Shiny!" It's a very severe case of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder, where even the smallest shiny object can capture your attention, forcing you to stop what you're doing and--ooh. That's a shiny marble.
I was going to read that paper for class, but my ADHOS kicked in and I went out for a game of football instead.