Chamfer

Scotish male who has a fantasy about another man's genital parts.

Tesco worker with poor spelling and dodgy facial hair, usually Scottish

Oddness itself

A late 19th century Victorian game which used a traditional three legged milking stool. The stool would be turned upside down and the three contestants would have to see whom could sit on the upturned stool the best, the winner being the person who managed the most anal penetration. In the early years of this game the 'world' champion was a Scottish man called Chamfer, hence the title of the game.

neanderthal troglodyte of scottish-irish descent, usually possessing ginger hair and displaying homosexual tendencies

To fail at something in the worst and most embarassing possible fashion

A strange manifestation of oral love juice that tends to bubble slowly from the corner of the mouth.