Champagne wank
When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.
Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.
Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.
Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.