A Dick in the Ass
1. very much like a "slap in the face" but far more foul.
2. getting screwed/dicked over.
3. an insult
2. getting screwed/dicked over.
3. an insult
first guy: "Dude , she cheated on you with your brother..."
second guy: "that is such a dick in the ass."
second guy: "that is such a dick in the ass."
dick in the ass
When you have an rather un comfortable feeling in your anus, then notice somthing bouncing off of your ass. That would be the dick in your ass, and balls bouncing off of your cheeks.
That whore felt my wrath when she got the dick in the ass.
dick in an ass
Term used to express a warning or comment about a person's or oneself negative actions, decisions, comments, etc.
Stephanie, you've been such a dick in an ass!
iont wanna be such a dick in an ass but your butt looks a little brown today
iont wanna be such a dick in an ass but your butt looks a little brown today
dick-in-the-ass
something unfortunate, as in something going wrong with a carefully laid out plan.
Greg: "My Dad says I can't go out tonight."
Dan: "Well, that's a dick-in-the-ass."
Dan: "Well, that's a dick-in-the-ass."
dick up the ass
When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.
"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."
Dick In My Ass
Someone who is in a bad or bitchy mood.
Clay: Ay Morai have you had a dick in your ass today?
Morai: Yes,Clay I have had a dick in my ass all day.
Liz: Me too.
Morai: Yes,Clay I have had a dick in my ass all day.
Liz: Me too.
Dick in my ass
The phrase " dick in my ass" is to be used when someone is upset.
Hayden: Hey Cole, did you text the squad to tell them we were here?
Cole: Oh, dick in my ass! Sorry man, I forgot.
Cole: Oh, dick in my ass! Sorry man, I forgot.