chapdick
this is what a guy gets when he beats off with shampoo, or something thats is harsh on the peter. skin starts peelin of like you have chapped lips.
bill: "aye man you should beat off with shampoo, it feels bomb as hell."
two hours later
bill: "damn that shit gave me chapdick."
two hours later
bill: "damn that shit gave me chapdick."
chapdick
The chapstick applied after delivering an especially taxing blowjob.
"Thanks for sucking me off, but your lips sure look dry."
"No worries, I brought some chapdick."
"No worries, I brought some chapdick."
chapdick
When a man's dick gets sore from fucking.
Chapdick
the art of Chapdicking is where you put chapstick on the tip of your dick to keep it from crusting. this multitasks as a way of birthcontrol, a wax condom if you will.
girl: your dick is so slick, did you chapdick?
guy: Yup!!!
guy: Yup!!!
Cherry Chapdick
A term used to describe the penis of a man who simply gets too much pussy, and is therefore chafed and gloriously uncomfortable.
Diametrically opposed to Cherry Chapstick, which is used BY pussies. The stick version can be an acceptable reference to Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her Cherry Chapstick"
Diametrically opposed to Cherry Chapstick, which is used BY pussies. The stick version can be an acceptable reference to Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her Cherry Chapstick"
Dude: "I got so much pussy that summer I had to ice my balls."
Dude across the bar: "Holy Snatch! Did you get Cherry Chapdick??"
Dude: "You don't even KNOW!"
Dude across the bar: "Holy Snatch! Did you get Cherry Chapdick??"
Dude: "You don't even KNOW!"