Chapped Lups
adj. + noun. Describes when a woman has dry and flaky labia.
Heather: Do you have some chapstick I can borrow?
Megan: Wait, you don't have chapped lips.
Heather: Oh, I have chapped lups.
Megan: Wait, you don't have chapped lips.
Heather: Oh, I have chapped lups.