chaptitude
the foresight and natural, well honed ability for doing all things chap'like at all times regardless of weather conditions, political stance or job description.
Rupert - "My my old boy you're dressed well but appear to be missing your handkerchief. What happened to it?"
Tarquin - "I gave it to that rapscallion to wipe his face down after we threw it down in fisticuffs behind the Dog and Duck."
Rupert - "What chaptitude you have sir."
Tarquin - "Indeed."
Tarquin - "I gave it to that rapscallion to wipe his face down after we threw it down in fisticuffs behind the Dog and Duck."
Rupert - "What chaptitude you have sir."
Tarquin - "Indeed."